During the winter, you take a fresh shit into your gloves/mittens and then put your dick and balls in it before snow blowing so your goods stay warm. If you’re feeling courageous, take a laxative so it’s like a hot chocolate
by leakingfaucet November 6, 2023

To have sex in doggy style position and then slam your mates face into a blue berry pie then pull their hair and yell FREEDOM!!!
by Aterribleperson July 29, 2018

When participant “A” defecates, it is then placed inside of participants “B” anus. Participant “B” will then release the placed specimen upon the original donors chest while simultaneously rubbing it in.
I am so glad that my partner and I discovered the Rusty Wallace foreplay. I always wanted to shit on my own chest, now there’s a way!
by anonymous May 11, 2023

by DDoSed October 6, 2016

November 18th is the day you celebrate Phillip Wallace. He is the hottest and awesomest human being in the world.
Stacy: do you know what tomorrow is?
me: no?
Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"
me: no?
Stacy: its national phillip wallace day, go post on your story "happy national phillip wallace day!"
by Lexie Hammington November 17, 2020

Control, command, and authority is ignored; situation is no longer managed. So named due to Chris Wallace of Fox News’s lack of moderation and authority in the Presidential debate of 2020.
by neoquorra October 8, 2020
