Wal-Martyr

A business that has gone out of business due to Wal-Mart

"Hey, can you go to John's Grocery and pick up some fruit?"
"No they closed."
"OMG! What happened."
"They were a Wal-Martyr."

by ll IRiSH ll May 1, 2009

Wal-Martians

People that love to shop at Wal-Mart. Brag about shopping there and all the money that they save by buying cheaply made products made in China. Also, some of the fugliest people you will see massed in one area.

- Man, I swear there are a lot of Wal-Martians here today.

- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.

- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?

- That's why they shop here.

by Dude Grease September 4, 2007

wal-marts

A white trash term for Wal-mart, usually used when going into gas stations and asking the clerk how to get to the nearest wal-mart.
After getting clear directions, they still have no idea how to get there.
They also look for Shells, Krogers, Targets, K-marts, Ventures, Best Buys, ect.

Scuse me there man, can you tells me wheres the closests wal-marts is from heres, I'm from Chillicothe and they dun aint's gots one there yet. Cuz I needs to get me sum beef jerky and a tweety bird shirt.

by ThE LaTe JC March 23, 2005

Wal-Marting

The action of going to Wal-Mart

John: What are you doing later?
Jane: I'm Wal-Marting for some towels.
John: Mind if I join?

by cookiemaker5000 August 5, 2011

Wal-Martyr

A right-wing jerk who goes to the store and refuses to wear a mask. They usually then produce invalid paperwork declaring they are exempt from mask requirements. Also can refer to jackasses who insist on carrying an AR-15 into the store.

The lines were already too dang long, then we had to wait while security got into it with another dang Wal-Martyr who wouldn't mask up.

by UncaMo November 23, 2020

Wal-Martians

Individuals who frequent Wal-Mart and consider it the social event of the day. Usually accompanied by a blank stare, inane conversation, ususally in the middle of an aisle, and more than likely, some sort of combination of bedclothes and trailer park chic fashions.

" I went to Wal-mart today and it was full of Wal-Martians, just standing around, taking up space, and sucking the intelligence out of me as I walked past.

by rockman08 April 5, 2006

wal-martian

the scantily clad, sunbed burned, rednceck, wanna be supermodels that hang out at Wal-Mart.

Why go pickup cheap crack-whores when the Wal-Martians are free

by fuckstik September 27, 2007