Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut

A butthole.

Susan, wearing a short mini skirt, bent over too far, revealing the Devil's Wrinkled Doughnut.

by MurdockCa January 7, 2023

Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military

Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles

by LightandWavy May 22, 2020

wrinkled star

Yet another word for your ass hole.

Wow, my wrinkled star sure is sore after passing out drunk during my gay brother's house party.....

by wrinkledwri May 14, 2017

Wrinkled Apple

When a cock rams the midpoint of a trans girl's throat, and knocks the Adam's apple forward, deforming the throat.

That whore Athena took a throat fucking so hard that I gave her a wrinkled apple.

by Facefckr9000 September 14, 2025

Wrinkle pus

An old man that no one likes and is always nagging on the sidelines
**has nothing to do with an old lady you filthy animal**

“Man, barnacle boy is such a wrinkle pus.. he should be more like mermaid man: cool and handsome”

by Moosty! March 27, 2022

Ray Wrinkles

A Ray Wrinkles is a scam, a sham, or any sort of unscrupulous trickery. It's throwing a wrinkle in the normal situation.

Joe went to cash in his chips, but they pulled a Ray Wrinkles and paid him out in counterfeits.

Jimmy ordered a cherry coke, but the waitress gave him the old Ray Wrinkles and served him a regular coke.

by pokercuse08 September 14, 2025

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025