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Autograph vulture

A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.
Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.
by MetalliStripe June 9, 2016
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Vulture-mode

Being in a situation where someone you definitely don't want to know what your computer is full of (i. e. parents or gf/bf), is standing right behind you staring at the screen and passively compelling you to self-restraint, i. e. not opening /b/ or pr0n, keeping messenger windows hidden just in case, and hiding embarassing desktop or icons (or embarassing icon names, such as "My Shit" instead of "My Computer") with randomly opened windows.
(1) "I can't open that link right now, Vulture-Mode."
(2) DM: "Pause guys. Vulture-Mode."
by nevermoar April 8, 2009
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Vulturize

To eat something completely, to consume, to wipe food out of the face of this planet.
Ola vulturized a bowl of porridge before gym earlier
by Prodigalson2023baby May 7, 2023
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Vibe vulture

The type of jerk to rid the room of good vibes like meat off of a bone in a fashion comparable to a vulture.
This fool couldn’t help crashing the party with his hateful attitude, seeing to it that not beer smile was remaining. He’s such a vibe vulture.
by The Homewrecker April 4, 2022
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Vulturing

is when a person or persons attempts to put claim on someones personal belongings or job while moving from one house to another or when a family member passes away, when the personal belongings or job are not being left behind.
Jack has already started vulturing me about my job.
by Phrogez"ribbit ribbit" September 24, 2014
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vultures

is the most knee templeing gang that walks the earth, super ruthless the dunk babies in the lacal trash cans. don't play that be with the shit don't play.
fuck the vultures coming betta hide them babies!
by joe bidens son March 6, 2023
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Vulture

A guy who circles you or shadows you at a party waiting to grab you for a dance or "come in for the kill". A vulture is usually creepy or a pervert who doesn't even ask permission to touch you befpre doing so.
*girls dancing at a party*
Friend: "watch out girl there is a vulture behind you"
Friend: OMG thanks *moves away from creepy guy standing behind her*
by Genettt March 10, 2017
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