Sex Vulture

Someone who preys on broken down/ended relationships in the hope of getting with people.

"Did you hear Norris and Margaret broke up?"
"yeah, phwoar, Margaret"
"You sex vulture, you."

by pseudophobic January 15, 2012

Vultures

You know you are only cheering it on because you know your live has no value to extract. There was never a possibility of this happening to you and it isn't a matter of your virtue. It's incompetence. You just weren't ever going to do as much. You kids won't ever be able to do as much. And rather than accept your own limitations you're imposing them on me.

Hym "Vultures are animals and unless you're a vegan, killing their kids isn't wrong. Fucking them is a little gross but, hey, remember this the next time you look at missing persons flyer. And I know you will."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

toke vulture

Noun. Someone who socializes with people only when they're smoking weed, inviting themselves and pretending to be a friend, but only interested in getting high for free.

Here comes Larry, he can smell weed from a mile away. Don't give that POS any; he's a toke vulture.

by bobistheowl October 15, 2017

vultures

is the most knee templeing gang that walks the earth, super ruthless the dunk babies in the lacal trash cans. don't play that be with the shit don't play.

fuck the vultures coming betta hide them babies!

by joe bidens son March 6, 2023

Vulture bang

A group of middle aged men, wooing in competition for a young lady's attention. It

Wow, the state of this Vulture Bang, embarrassing!

by Lesliegrantham January 25, 2024

vulture

A young man who is into older women.

I went on a date with a vulture last night, and he didn't even have to take viagra at the end of the night..

by vulturemommy March 23, 2021

vulturize

to gorge yourself on something until it literally spurts out of your asshole.

kitchen nightwatchman: Hey fatty, don't vulturize!
fatty: Mmmhm?
kitchen nightwatchman: You're shittin all over da floor!
fatty: but I can't--nom chomp gulp--quit vulturizing!
kitchen nightwatchman: QUIT VULTURIZING THIS!!!
nightwatchman's gun: BLAM-BLAM!!

by veteransuicidebomber August 11, 2012