velvet clam

A vagina that has been dusted in cocoa powder, and covered in vanilla frosting.

And then I got to taste the velvet clam.

by smelsworst April 27, 2017

brown velvet

A poo that no matter how many times one wipes, just will not wipe clean.

We need more toilet paper; Ronan's cake gave me a case of brown velvet.

by Trenchfoot October 11, 2013

Velvet massage

Is the the place where a person can receive great sensual massage. Provided by best therapists in London this is the best luxury experience

Let's relax and get Velvet Massage

by Velvet Massage April 12, 2016

velvet cupcake

After sexing with a girl and filling her up with your icing, going down there and eating Said icing from her

"Is that toothpaste on your mouth?"
"Nah, Susan gave me the velvet cupcake earlier"

by chincuttingcunt October 2, 2013

The Velvet Rug

When a elderly hooker removes her dentures and gives one a blow job. Aka a Softy or Gummy

Wanda the crack whore pulled her dentures out and gave me The Velvet Rug.

by The Dusty Ogre August 27, 2017

velvet glove

when the penis is covered in semen from a previous encounter when extracted from an anus.

that bitch gave me the "velvet glove"

.....Me too !

by sanchez jr. July 5, 2003

velvet melvin

A velvet melvin is blowjob given by a toothless meth whore. If you're lucky, said meth whore will have bleeding puss filled herpes sores in her mouth.

"ay bro, im stopping to get velvet melvin. brb

by dickslop February 16, 2012