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joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up
Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen
by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017
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Vultures 2

The worst album ever, made by Kanye West.
Dave: "Hey, did you listen to Vultures 2 yet?"
Tom: "Nah man, that shit's ass. It's filled with AI, and Kanye is on nitrus the whole time!"
by incandescentcola November 22, 2024
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Bearded Vulture

A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.

Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.

With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'

Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
by therealvulture May 31, 2018
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vultures

is the most knee templeing gang that walks the earth, super ruthless the dunk babies in the lacal trash cans. don't play that be with the shit don't play.
fuck the vultures coming betta hide them babies!
by joe bidens son March 6, 2023
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Culture Vulture

Mainly used in the hip-hop world to define An artist whose a genre whore.

They will jump on any genre or track just to be in the charts. From Corny Pop to Afro beats their vulture-ness knows no limits!
Such artists are said to have no soul and will resort to frowned upon tactics in the rap game such as using ghost writers, stealing melodies, stealing whole songs all whilst taking all of the credit.

Accused culprits: Drake, Ed Sheeran, Justin Bieber
Bro I hate Justin Bieber he’s such a fucking culture vulture!
by Saucemane April 26, 2022
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Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard
by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015
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Blame Vulture

A person who craves a tragedy in order to point a finger at a (usually) blameless party.
The news commentator swooped down on this morning's story of a tragic drowning like a blame vulture, criticizing the city's reduced lifeguarding hours.
by kerrita banana July 8, 2012
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