toke vulture

Noun. Someone who socializes with people only when they're smoking weed, inviting themselves and pretending to be a friend, but only interested in getting high for free.

Here comes Larry, he can smell weed from a mile away. Don't give that POS any; he's a toke vulture.

by bobistheowl October 15, 2017

joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up

Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen

by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017

You people are vultures

A phrase used to describe a group of people roasting you to make everyone think you won.

Guy 1: Hey, remember when you...
Guy 2: Yeah man, you're such a hypocrite!
Guy 3: Oh my god, you people are vultures!

by Agent-Cash November 29, 2017

Vulture

A guy who circles you or shadows you at a party waiting to grab you for a dance or "come in for the kill". A vulture is usually creepy or a pervert who doesn't even ask permission to touch you befpre doing so.

*girls dancing at a party*
Friend: "watch out girl there is a vulture behind you"
Friend: OMG thanks *moves away from creepy guy standing behind her*

by Genettt March 10, 2017

Autograph vulture

A person who bothers and hounds celebrities for autographs just to sell online. Often times an autograph vulture will camp out near a venue where the celebrity is working or lives with several items to be signed. This person is often times not a fan of the celebrity and has little respect for the fans in the same vicinity.

Fan: I wanted to meet my favorite singer but these autograph vultures pushed ahead and asked for 6 albums to be signed and he didn't have time for me.

by MetalliStripe June 9, 2016

comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.

by True Isopod February 1, 2018

disgustingly sexy vultures

the perfect word to put in the blank for 'plural noun' in mad libs will 10/10 make your audience shit their pants laughing.

annie took her lazer blaster and shot a bunch of disgustingly sexy vultures at frank's head.

by friendly neighborhood assfuck December 12, 2020