Vagina

Something men take 9 months to get out of, but spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in.

Dammnnnnn that vagina is fat

by billybobjoedylan July 12, 2018

Vagina

Something really tasty.

I sure love Jean's vagina

by HelloHyper January 6, 2015

Vagina

The hatchet wound that never heals

Steve: There was a red stain on my chair this morning ...
Ron: it probably came from your girlfriends hatchet wound

Steve: her what??
Ron: her hatchet wound that never heals... her vagina

by theBurgerKing November 22, 2017

vagina

a wallet that a penis comes in

N:hey john loved your new wallet(vagina)
J: yeah but didn't really enjoy the item attached to it

by nikso1 May 27, 2014

Vagina

A hairy thing that is between a girls legs

Holy fuck you have a hairy vagina

by Jsjdbfbdkdmd October 22, 2017

vagina

used in a sarcastic response to a whiner.

whiner: here's how my day went. first, i didn't hear my alarm clock go off & was 10 minutes late to work. then when i got there all the coffee was gone & i had to make a new pot, which took another 5 minutes away from my day. then the boss had me do this really lame project that wasted the majority of my time & i never got to my real work. then when i got off work, i had to go to the store because i didn't have anything to eat in the fridge. now i'm talking to you, using up my peak time on my cell. that's how my day's been!

response: really? well my vagina hurts too!

by fab4fan67 January 10, 2008

Vagina

You are one for looking this up you pervert. fag

You f*cking vagina

by Hyonhyonhyon November 26, 2016