vaginal computer

when FABWAMBA men go on the computer to look at female vaginal areas.

OR

A robots vagina.

roy: I saw some great vaginal computers last night!

max: Wow d00d yous a fag!

by reptar! February 29, 2008

Vaginal Cremation

When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.

I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation

by UncleCrustyOfYT December 20, 2015

vaginal sword

Complete anti rape device that would render any rapist's penis in pieces. It is worn around the vaginal opening and when intruded by unwanted cock it snaps shut with a simultaneous twisting motion.

Dwayne got his cut short in her vaginal sword

by Dr Kelvin Rhubarb July 12, 2016

Vaginal Crossfire

When You have the fortunate opportunity to Nail more than one Snatch at a time but you Dont know where to start.

Joey was sat in a bar with his girlfriend who is keen to be taken back home tonight when Two lesbians catch him before his trip to the toilet and invite him back to theirs tonight for some "Fun." In the toilet he recieves a call from his ex saying that she wants him to come and fullfill her needs.
The Description of this puzzle going on in his head is called "Vaginal Crossfire"

by ChillieC1990 August 7, 2011

Vaginal Halitosis

The condition in which an unkempt vagina emits an unpleasant odor. Mainly caused by lack of good hygiene.

I can't believe I went down on her yesterday. Her pussy smelled like morning breath. She definitely has some Vaginal Halitosis going on.

by smugglescoke July 16, 2018

Vaginal Capacity

The volume of dick in which a vagina can hold,
usually measured in cm^3 for scientific purposes.

Ted: I hear Bertha has a high Vaginal Capacity.
John: Is it because of her wide pelvic structure?
Ted: No, she's just a whore.

by Philosoblacktor February 1, 2013

Vaginal intolerant

A guys inability to partake in activities involving a vagina because they dont enjoy vagina and would much prefer a big hard D!

I tried to set Ross up with Davids mom but I forgot that he is Vaginal Intolerant. He would prefer a night out with Gab instead!

by ROBERBREW May 1, 2018