A mystical university in the middle of a cornfield. The Narnia (haha C.S. Lewis) of Indiana, where melons and gourds are worshiped, everyone gets married after 1 date, and dancing is strictly forbidden. The basketball team has fans show up for only one game a year, and the most popular dorms have no AC. Everyone is obsessed with "intentional community" and will go to Wendys at literally any time.
There are men carrying golf clubs and wearing polos marching around a dorm 7 times, waiting for it to collapse? That must be Taylor University.
by BishopWilliamTaylor November 18, 2021
Get the Taylor University mug.An engineering school located in a small town in the U.P. Houghton, Michigan. If you think you’ll have free time, think again. Because of the massive workload, students resolve to drinking in mass quantities to cope. The student board thought introducing broomball and Winter Carnival would solve the issue, but tech students see it as an excuse for getting hammered before playing in the snow that doesn’t melt until April. When you do have free time, you go to brockway mountain for the hundredth time if you don’t ski or snowboard. You’re lucky if you join the husky pep band, you get to let out your angst through singing inappropriate songs at sporting events and wearing something you found at the dump on your head.
“A drinking school with an engineering problem”
“A drinking school with an engineering problem”
by garebear35 October 18, 2020
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The bitch to end all bitches. Basically, a bitch that makes other bitches look wimpy. Starving sharks look cuddly and ravening lions look adorable by comparison. Queen of them all and kinda like the One ring.
One Bitch to rule them all, One Bitch to find them, One Bitch to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
In short the last person you'd ever want to piss off because it might take 10 years but you know they're gonna nail you and it's gonna hurt.
One Bitch to rule them all, One Bitch to find them, One Bitch to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
In short the last person you'd ever want to piss off because it might take 10 years but you know they're gonna nail you and it's gonna hurt.
by RecentCoin July 27, 2007
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The oldest public university in California and founding campus of the California State University system. It is located in downtown San Jose, obviously. Colors are blue and gold and their mascot is the Spartan. The student population has a lot of Latino and Asian (mostly Flips and Viets) enrollments. Their engineering program is well known if you want to get hookups to neighboring tech companies in the Silicon Valley.
A known landmark would be the bell tower, which is electronically wired to sound hourly. There is also a new housing complex called the Campus Village which costed about 200 million to replace the older residence halls. Another landmark is the MLK Jr library which is probably the most appealing building on campus.
On the last note, parking costs are killer. Be prepared to empty your wallets if you commute.
The oldest public university in California and founding campus of the California State University system. It is located in downtown San Jose, obviously. Colors are blue and gold and their mascot is the Spartan. The student population has a lot of Latino and Asian (mostly Flips and Viets) enrollments. Their engineering program is well known if you want to get hookups to neighboring tech companies in the Silicon Valley.
A known landmark would be the bell tower, which is electronically wired to sound hourly. There is also a new housing complex called the Campus Village which costed about 200 million to replace the older residence halls. Another landmark is the MLK Jr library which is probably the most appealing building on campus.
On the last note, parking costs are killer. Be prepared to empty your wallets if you commute.
Man, what's up with the parking costs at San Jose State University? Friggin 200 bucks per semester, that's some crazy ish!
by bayareaninja August 17, 2006
Get the San Jose State University mug.An academic institute in the South West of England. Inhabited by many 'rahs' and Oxbridge rejects. Attempt to befriend Holland Hall residents, they could buy you things with Daddy's credit card. Many of the norms hang out at La Frowda and Moberly. Tracksuit bottoms and flip-flops are worn even in the coldest winter months around campus, these are particularly worn by students originating from Cambridge. Beware of getting Exeter mixed up with Surrey, most of the middle-class youngsters of Surrey have travelled for miles in a first class carriage to attend this institute.
"You're going to Exeter University?"
"Well yes, Oxford isn't ready for me yet, besides they do have a Hollister and Jack Wills so I can wear my fortune" - typical rah
"Well yes, Oxford isn't ready for me yet, besides they do have a Hollister and Jack Wills so I can wear my fortune" - typical rah
by thenormal February 18, 2014
Get the Exeter University mug.Once a mechanism whereby smart people could raise themselves above humble beginnings and obtain a worthwhile qualification indicating a high probability of being employable. Now a complete con to get kids with high hopes into insurmountable amounts of debt before they even think about buying a house.. then they discover that the job they trained for was entirely fictitious, and they'll have to take any job they can get. At this point, they realise they should have gone into benefit fraud and drug dealing like all their "stupid" friends, who now have houses, cars and big screen TVs.
John always did well in his school classes, and did three A-Levels and got good grades. He went to uni for three years which put him about £30,000 in debt. When he finished his course he found that his degree counted for very little, since he had no experience and the other 400 job applicants also had degrees. He took a job as a sales rep with Coca-Cola, but got fired when he went to an interview for a better job. Meanwhile the cost of living rose exponentially, and by the age of 24, John's debts stood at around £45,000. This was before he even got a mortgage. A couple of years afterwards he divorced his wife on the grounds of infidelity, but she got custody of the kids, and now he doesn't even get to see them despite paying atrocious amounts of child support. Welcome to Blair's Britain.
by believe me it happens February 28, 2004
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by D H May 1, 2006
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