up and running

ready, prepared and suitable for immediate use

We have plans to get new sport facility up and running soon

by Roby80 September 27, 2007

Up your butt and around the corner

Smart ass remark made mostly by grade schoolers. Usually in response to a "where" question, but sometimes used by losers just to get attention.

Hey, have you seen my pencil?
Yeah, up your butt and around the corner!

by jojo December 23, 2004

up the wrong'un

A description of anal sex, which has links with the west country region of the United Kingdom.
Can also be used when being downgrading to certain induviduals.

Last night Brenada was so horny that she made me flip her over and take her up the wrong'un!
He's so ugly I think he must of been conceived up the wrong'un!

by jgk232 March 3, 2005

up the back

to bang someone in the ass.

She said to me, "You can go up the front or up the back."

And I thought to myself, sweet, this chick wants me to bang her in the ass.

by Nick April 23, 2005

Up in my ass

When someone is really annoying you.

Mum: Hey Dave do the dishes!
Friend: Man your mom is giving you heaps to do
Dave: Yeah she's been 'up in my ass' all day

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

Up Your Viva

Up Your Viva is off a UK television advert for a new music channel called 'Viva.' Up Your Viva is the catchy catchline that it is based on.

It is simply hilarious. Its vivalicous.

Guy 1: Ring Ring....

Guy 2: *sigh*

Guy 1: Hello Mate!!!

Guy 2: Hey ye,, hows it going u alright.. im in the toilet ok.

Guy 1: Urrr Gross!!! Now up it.

Guy 2: I'm not gonna say that here..

Guy 1: You know the rules now up it!..

Guy 2: up your viva.

Guy 1: I cant here ya!

Guy 2: Up Your Viva!

Guy 1: UP YOUR VIVA!!!

Guy 2: UP YoUR ViVA!!

Guy 1: Up your Vivalavidaloca!

Guy 2: Up your VivAA!!!

ectt...

by VivaaaA October 28, 2009

up in here

in this place

Damn somethin smell funkier-than-a-muthafucka up in here.

by Willy October 8, 2003