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twiterpated

The state of having fallen in love (especially at first sight).
"Aw, look at him. He's twiterpated." Thumper from Bambi speaking about Bambi.
by Scotty J July 20, 2008
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Twitter

A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they're doing at any given time.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.
Twitter is for twats.
by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009
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twitter

(v.) - to follow.

As Twitter is basically a site for following people to see their tweets, it can be said that to twitter is to follow.
-The man in the white van was hardcore twittering the little kids in the park, waiting for his chance to strike.

-I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast.

-I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some twats tweet-blocked me.
by rhinodynia September 25, 2010
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twitter

1. a facility for bird-brains to get 15 secs of fame.
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced
tweet tweet tweet, i fink, twee twee tweet, peanut butter, tweet tweet, just now, tweet, again, tweet, yeah really, tweet, here on twitter
by rivitoz June 2, 2009
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Twitterpedia

The act of using twitter to receive answers to a question from friends, rather than looking it up yourself.
"Trying to impress my date, I used Twitterpedia to find a fancy restaurant for us to go to."
by AnonymousUDSubmitter January 24, 2009
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Twitter snob

Someone who only interacts with Twitter users who are famous and/or have lots of followers.
"I tweeted the same thing to that reporter but he ignored me and retweeted the same comment an hour later when that terrible actor wrote the same thing."

"Dude, he's a Twitter snob. What you tweet doesn't matter to him. Get somewhat famous first."
by Harry Hedwund May 31, 2012
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Twitter whore

A person who posts provocative selfies on Twitter.
Damn! Check out those tits on that Twitter whore.
by sjtillidie December 1, 2014
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