tweeter

It's a bird with a mask. He hops. Try to get on top of his head.

Hates most vegetables and fruits.
Cannot fly, despite having wings.
Known to live extremly long lifetimes.
Extremely rare in the wild.

Holy shit I just got my ass hopped to death by a TWEETER!

by Saint Tweeter May 26, 2004

tweeter

a rolled and folded peice of paper that is shot from a rubberband at high speeds leaves welts they hurt!

dang! that tweeter left a welt

by slm2nun March 5, 2005

internet tweeker

whe one is on the internet for hours or days because they are high on methamphetamine (crystal, crank, dope, ice, glass,shit n speed, tweak)

this guy smoked some shit by himself then got online to try to find a hookup for PNP,this is an example of an internet tweeker.

by jackson, j May 3, 2006

tweeter stick

a man's fuck stick.or dong.

-"Man I have a huge tweeter stick!",said chace

by CHACE MCBRIDE May 24, 2008

tweeser bitch

Someone with a dick so small that he needs tweesers and in intense messures a microscope. Good for disses = P

John's dick is really small, do u think he's a tweeser bitch?

by Eagle May 13, 2005

tweeker-cheeks

When u suck on anything(i.e. straw, pipe, cigarette, etc.) so hard your cheeks cave in, making you look like a tweeker.

"damn, you got tweeker-cheeks trying to get the last drops of that drink."

by LittleLette May 6, 2009

tweeter

the tweeter is a rolled up peice of paper that is folded in half and then launched by rubberband, they hurt like hell if u are hit by one on the skin

fuck i just got shot with a tweeter

by Slm-2-nun May 13, 2005