Turdas touch

The anithesis of the legendary touch of King Midas whereby everything he touched turned to gold.

Fuck me, everything i touch just turns to shit. I've got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

Jergens turdley

Jergens turdley is a famous politician and Jergens turdley is her stage name. Her real name is Serena. She is a very jealous person who called tai arrogant however loves Tai Velaquez and hates finn Roberts. She has erectile dysfunction and hates brown people like raj akram. This means if you have Pakistani in you she will give you dirty looks
She is a politician.

Raj: Jergens turdley please stop bullying me
Jergens turdley: no you ugly ass bish!

by MasterTai165 December 22, 2018

not-turnal

The behaviour of sedentary people, cats, and other creatures that are seemingly active during neither day nor night.

There's never going to be a good time for him. He's not-turnal.

by Ivory Dynamite July 26, 2025

multi-hole-tural

A term often used in porn where dp is taking place with exotic performers.

Oh my god, multi-hole-tural is my new favorite category on the hub.

by SexxxyLexxxi October 20, 2021

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025