When one needs to release a colon cannonball i.e. take a huge shit, one will often state that he or she needs to take a tub. It is often confused with the country bumpkin way of "taking a bath", but everyone knows that its about blowing mud out one's asshole.
by Rick Forrester October 18, 2012

by unsonny January 10, 2006

Verb ; act of inserting you erect penis into your partners anus and becoming flacid. Once relaxed, urinating into your parter.
by Homewrecking Horsecock August 13, 2017

When, durring intercourse, A man puts his testes in one orifice while his penis in the other.
Extremely hard to do, much like manipulating two dogs into a bathtub.
Extremely hard to do, much like manipulating two dogs into a bathtub.
by JLExperience October 9, 2008

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".
Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

Person 1: Dude, my friend Spencer told me he rubs himself on a tub to get off!
Person 2: I think that's called tub ledging
Person 2: I think that's called tub ledging
by Anonymous12385838228384872 July 10, 2016
