When one needs to release a colon cannonball i.e. take a huge shit, one will often state that he or she needs to take a tub. It is often confused with the country bumpkin way of "taking a bath", but everyone knows that its about blowing mud out one's asshole.
by Rick Forrester October 18, 2012
by unsonny January 11, 2006
Verb ; act of inserting you erect penis into your partners anus and becoming flacid. Once relaxed, urinating into your parter.
by Homewrecking Horsecock August 11, 2017
When, durring intercourse, A man puts his testes in one orifice while his penis in the other.
Extremely hard to do, much like manipulating two dogs into a bathtub.
Extremely hard to do, much like manipulating two dogs into a bathtub.
by JLExperience August 14, 2008
Person 1: dude what the hell is tub ledging?
Person 2: oh that's a way of jerking off. My friend Spencer does it all the time.
Person 2: oh that's a way of jerking off. My friend Spencer does it all the time.
by Anonymous12385838228384872 March 26, 2016
Person 1: Dude, my friend Spencer told me he rubs himself on a tub to get off!
Person 2: I think that's called tub ledging
Person 2: I think that's called tub ledging
by Anonymous12385838228384872 March 24, 2016