mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.

“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker”

by Jeli October 19, 2020

The Trucker John

Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.

Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.

by iiNTenSiiFy March 13, 2024

Trucker Andy

Receiving a hand-job from your brother while operating a big rig.

Joe gave me a Trucker Andy to help me focus on the road.

by Dallydooley January 7, 2024

Trucker Tuesday

After going to a Country Show you and your best friend pick up truckers only on Tuesday. In order to entice them, you prepare some homemade lasagna.

Cold Window just played their last song, now it’s time to “Trucker Tuesday” the night.

by Staticash September 2, 2019

trucker tizer

the urine filled bottle chucked from truckers cabs!

thats not an energy drink? thats trucker tizer

by twistedlemons July 14, 2015

Trucker phone

CB Radio

Traffics backed up again better bust out the ol' trucker phone!

by CracklingArtMaster March 9, 2021

ninja trucker

a fucktastic trucker with all the skill of a ninja, like the abilty to kill you with a single honk.

"the ninja trucker set out to destroy all of the opposing fleets crew with a mxture of ti-chi and bad songs from the south

by Captain Pumperloaf March 7, 2009