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Noun, writing, plot devices- Any plot device which brings together a group through mutual danger, esp. when the one in most danger is the least sympathetic of the group.
He couldn't get us to use teamwork, so instead he used a troll.
by Cole Canassis August 29, 2005
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A troll is someone, usually a monster like bum who lives in drains,under bridges,in your local park etc. likes to prey on unwary young couples usually at night.
Guy1: Dude that guy like totally,virtually lives in the park.

Guy2: Must be like a troll or something.
by Yakoe January 26, 2009
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Hanging one's penis out of the back of a moving vehicle, in the pursuit of poonany, much like fishing.
by bowtie bob July 2, 2007
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something that hides under a bridge and takes your money and stuff
Dude look at that troll!
damn troll go back to your bridge
by Quindel November 8, 2009
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A female's acute episode of shameful, subhuman behavior induced by powering through your blacked out stupor when you come out from your box under the bridge.
Ew, did you see her trolling it at Sputies last night, she was speaking in noises and droppin drinks all over the place.

Dude, you hooked up with the biggest troll last night..you scooped her off the floor of Lift before you took her home and she puked on your dick.

Remember that night you wandered into our neighbor's room and ripped his sheets off his bed, threw them outside, and tried to get in his boxers..you were trolling.
by queen troll of btv April 8, 2013
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Verb: the act of intentional ignorance or lack of knowledge, commonly intended to cause one else to think lowly of the troll and counter argue with "greater intellect", thus exposing the foolishness of the trollee one who is influenced by a troll.

Troll can also be used as a noun one who performs the act of trolling.
Troll: If you make a box with mirrors, shine a flashlight into it and quickly close the box, you can retain light for later use.

Trollee: With all due respect, that is impossible, by the time you close the box, the light would escape. If you could close the box faster than 186,000MPH, the glass would definitely shatter due air friction itself.

Troll: You know nothing about fisiks. Have you ever tryed it?

Trollee: Look here you moron, learn how to spell first then come to my lab and I'll show you exactly why your hypothesis is invalid.
by donkeykong3snes September 5, 2012
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The VERY lowest form of life.

What do they do?
They will insult or deride a person or idea to spark up an argument on a message board or Youtube video whose content they dont like.

Why do they act in such a way?

Simple, theyre small, they have no self confidence because they feel inadequate to those around them. Instead of confronting those who bother them, they take out their frustration on Youtube or myspace or IM Chatrooms. What they need to do is GROW SOME DAMN TESTES!

Another idea is that they just like to start shit, the lower kind of troll, now we all have moments of inadequacy, but the type 2 troll has no reason to act like that, so they jsut plain deserve to die.

What can we so about it?

Nothing unfortunately, some people seem to think that "flaming" them is the best thing to do, but it isnt, they CRAVE attention, although if youre lucky youll flame the one who has low self esteem and he'll end it right then and there (joke, i do not condone suicide, there are other ways). they unfortunately always will be, so just live with it.
Forum Title: metal

Tom : I love metal

Bobby : i saw *insert band here* live, they were awesome!

Trolly: Metal is gay, listen to rap!
by Warlock_Master May 17, 2009
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