by All tree May 04, 2021
When I was walking outside the other day, I thought someone must have shot an enormous load nearby, but it was only the cum trees!
by Virgil Samuels May 29, 2005
Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smell like used sex rags. Nice one.
by Torsky March 10, 2008
Tree Thugger is a lifestyle to some, and a trend to other. Tree Thuggers often are Hippie kids from cities and suburbs that dont have that "i love everyone" kind of attitude as your regular tie dye, hemp necklace Moe. fan hippie. Most tree thuggers are rabid fans of Hip Hop, various electronic music, The Grateful Dead, Phish, The Disco Biscuits, and Sound Tribe Sector Nine, plus many smaller bands in the same genre(s). Tree Thuggers tend to dress in clothes like LRG,Bape,ECKO,Zoo York,and many skate board clothes and urban apparel. The style is big in the east coast but is found everywhere throughout the us. Tree Thuggers basically infest any hippie festival in the east coast. so watch out.
Hey look at that thugged out dready sellin sass to kids as molly for $120 a g, hahahah, crazy tree thugger.
by Jack Herer X Hash Plant July 11, 2007
Refers to the size of a woman.
Stem: Really fucking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. Nicole Richie
Twig: Model skinny. ex. Adrianna Lima
Stick: Properly sized and proportioned. ex. Jessica Biel
Branch: Thick. ex. America Ferera
Trunk: Big like a Ford F-550. ex. Rosie O'Donnell
Stem: Really fucking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. Nicole Richie
Twig: Model skinny. ex. Adrianna Lima
Stick: Properly sized and proportioned. ex. Jessica Biel
Branch: Thick. ex. America Ferera
Trunk: Big like a Ford F-550. ex. Rosie O'Donnell
Man 1: On the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend
Man 2: Dude, my girl is HUGE she would be the trunk.
Man 2: Dude, my girl is HUGE she would be the trunk.
by click clack um fu fu April 26, 2009
A person who hides in trees or bushes in order to jump unsuspecting passers by in order to molest them.
by CliftonTravis April 13, 2019
This definition is brought to you by the 2011 US Congress ruling that pizza is indeed a vegetable.
The pizza tree, which is native to the upper Indianapolis region, yields large crops of the vegetable "pizza" during the fall season. Pizzas trees are deciduous and are known for spreading rotten tomato paste balls for reproductive purposes. Controlled pizza tree farms often grow pizzas of the pepperoni, hawaiian and plain cheese variety. In recent years, an increased interest in organic vegetable farms has caused spikes in organic pizza markets, introducing heritage blends such as mediterranean and bruschetta.
The pizza tree, which is native to the upper Indianapolis region, yields large crops of the vegetable "pizza" during the fall season. Pizzas trees are deciduous and are known for spreading rotten tomato paste balls for reproductive purposes. Controlled pizza tree farms often grow pizzas of the pepperoni, hawaiian and plain cheese variety. In recent years, an increased interest in organic vegetable farms has caused spikes in organic pizza markets, introducing heritage blends such as mediterranean and bruschetta.
"I think that pizza trees produce the best vegetables."
"If we need 7-10 vegetables a day, one pizza tree could make an entire family healthier."
"If we need 7-10 vegetables a day, one pizza tree could make an entire family healthier."
by gratt November 18, 2011