tragedy mining

When news outlets throw out every nugget of information they have, no matter how insignificant, during a national tragedy to garner traffic.

The news did a three page story on that spree killer’s green shirt. Straight up tragedy mining.

by R.Crab October 3, 2017

tragfic

1. The unfortunate heavy traffic in the Federal Highway , Malaysia during every day of the year.
- derived from the words tragic and traffic

"She was stuck in tragfic , not knowing if she will make it for dinner.

by Shamvi January 6, 2018

Tragilarious

A combination of tragic and hilarious.

A man died after being electrocuted in an attempt to grab sneakers from the power lines. This tragilarious event was recorded on IG. The deceased last words, "I'mma shock the world with this one".

by BlackJesus1449 July 26, 2018

Tragon

A lard ass who eats like a pig. Closest one word definition would be glutton.

If you want a slice of pepperoni pizza, you’d better get it before Tragon gets to the buffet table.

by Corkytwogun February 6, 2020

Tragical

The day in infamy on the 30th of November when, Paul Walker met his end burning rubber in a red Porsche.

Both magical and tragic, his life was sharply taken and will live on in infamy.

1. Hey man do you remember back in 2013 when Paul Walker died? It was 'tragical'

2. "Is that snow outside, in Blyth this time of year?!" "Yeah man, its November 30th, tragical snow for PW"

by J10JUDGE November 16, 2020

traghs

small pp guy with many hair

Look its that homeless guy traghs

by Traghs February 17, 2021

Tragic Tree

The slang word for the Magic Tree Pub & Eatery, a restaurant. It's named this because of the god fucking awful luck regarding keeping kitchen staff.

"Another day at the Tragic Tree..." - Chewy

"Sorry mom I can't attend church today, no cooks showed up at the Tragic Tree so I gotta go in." - Jake

"Lmao u know what's sus af? Tragic Tree" - Malik (R.I.P.)

by Karl A Fladonk March 9, 2021