trondolina

A weird, sexually confussed albanian who asks a lot of question

are you a trondolina?

by kittyboo0987 November 27, 2010

Toronto Legend

When an individual is taking public transit home after a long day at work, putting up with other people's bullshit and douche of a boss. During the ride, the individual's stomach begins to rumble as they feel like they have to take a huge shit. Not giving a fuck, the individual, ever so sneaky, pulls his pants down enough for his asshole to produce a fresh log of shit. He quickly gets off at the next stop, leaving a gift for the next asshole to sit in that seat.

Guy 1: Man look that guy is taking a shit on his seat!

Guy 2: O shit! That hotshot business man just sat in it! Hahaha

Guy 1: That guy is a Toronto Legend!

by anonymous0827 September 8, 2012

Toronto Turn in

Drivers in Toronto have a tendency to drive right up to the end of a lane when entering a highway, they also turn into the shoulder and drive a few hundred meters before pulling back into rush hour traffic.

Stuck in Rush hour traffic on the 401, see some idiot driving in the shoulder, passing a bunch of cars.

"STUPID IDIOT, YOU AREN'T DOIN YOUR TORONTO TURN IN ON MY WATCH BUDDY"
Continues to put his cars into both lanes while simultaneously honking and flipping the Turn in the bird.

by dogeman420illuminati97 April 22, 2013

Toronto

just another big city. overcrowded, overpriced and the weather is only good a few months in the year. great if you have money but terrible if you don’t. most people who live here are wage slaves of some kind with no free time and limited ideas of what fun a night might be (see: drinking or watching sports). move to montreal, vancouver or hamilton if you can make the trip. but the difference is only slightly and subjectively better.

Toronto: just another shithole city! Enjoy.

I moved to Toronto to have sex with girls but only ended with an sexually-transmitted infection. :/

by clit-tickler June 26, 2018

VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO

JUDICIAL IN DISGUISE

Why would I be paying for DICE, ORANGE JUICE and CHEESE SALAMI myself when I turn before I pay in MENLO PARK giving up my "BIRTHRIGHTS TO G00GLE ALPHABET" when the VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO is SQUIRT after SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN for being a POINT MAN at MANDALAY BAY they give me $20 to EAT and disappear immediately into the SUNSET.

by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 12, 2022

Toronto

Did you know? Fun Facts about Toronto:

One quarter of Canada’s population lives within a 160 km radius of Toronto

Toronto is Canada’s largest retail market

There are 100 + languages spoken throughout the city

Over half of Toronto’s labour force has a university degree or college diploma

Toronto is Canada’s number one tourist destination

Toronto is the largest and most important financial centre in all of Canada and the fourth largest in North America. Only New York city, Chicago and Los Angeles are larger.

North America’s largest continuous underground pedestrian system PATH, connects about 1200 stores and restaurants, 50 office towers, five subway stations, Union Station, six major hotels and several entertainment centres under Toronto’s financial core.

How's Toronto treating you?

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

Toronto

The best city in Canada!!

Someone: Hey! What's the best city in Canada?
Another one: Toronto!!

by awesomecanadian123 February 25, 2017