A phrase said after making a sarcastic or sadistic joke regarding a morbid event. Such as Bill Buckner booting an easy ground ball, the Steve Bartman interference of the foul ball at the Cubs playoff game, Dave Winfield dispatching a sea gull, and any other event that hits home. Can be construed as insulting or hurtful.
Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.
Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.
The Cubs have as much chance of winning a World Series as Steve Bartman does of interferring with another foul ball at Wrigley Field. Too soon?
by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016
Get the Too soonmug. by AcidicAngel August 24, 2009
Get the Where's that too then?mug. When an individual has become too close for comfort
Steve: "Hey Brad wana go to the movies with Ashley and Kim tonight?"
Brad: "Sorry man that girl got too close for comfort last time"
Steve: "Yeah I know what you mean that girl can be a total bitch sometimes"
Brad: "Sorry man that girl got too close for comfort last time"
Steve: "Yeah I know what you mean that girl can be a total bitch sometimes"
by TheRightLook December 22, 2008
Get the Too closemug. when someone trys hard to make everything look too easy. while completeing a simple action or task, they will act like a sik cunt trying to put on a cool image as if the situation was too easy.
person 1: look at this dude walk through the school tryin to be a sik cunt
sik cunt: (strolls through the school acting tough and puting on a relazed/tough facial expression)
person 2: yeah man thats defiantley too easy for him.
friend 1: dude y the fuck are u tryin to put on a new look like everythings too easy
friend 2: im tryin to impress that girl over there but i cant keep up this hard act much longer
sik cunt: (strolls through the school acting tough and puting on a relazed/tough facial expression)
person 2: yeah man thats defiantley too easy for him.
friend 1: dude y the fuck are u tryin to put on a new look like everythings too easy
friend 2: im tryin to impress that girl over there but i cant keep up this hard act much longer
by too easy sik cunt March 8, 2009
Get the too easymug. A discriminatory term used towards transgender people who don't feel gender dysphoria, or transgender people who don't fit in a gender binary. It's a shortened version of "too cute to be cis" which is also a phrase used to bully these people.
"God, James is such a Too Cute!"
"Hey, just 'cause they're a demiboy doesn't make him less trans then you."
"Hey, just 'cause they're a demiboy doesn't make him less trans then you."
by a kid who likes theater July 15, 2021
Get the Too Cutemug. "what made you think that you should cab it from Times Square to the Village in the middle of the day?!!?"
"Yeah, I should have just taken the 7 to the "A" but that would've been too easy."
"Yeah, I should have just taken the 7 to the "A" but that would've been too easy."
by Commander Zedd December 18, 2005
Get the too easymug. To joke about a deceased person within the time to be determined by the audience of the joke to be too soon after his or her expiration.
by Derwin Spickler February 8, 2010
Get the Too Soon!mug.