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Thomas

The baddest bitch alive! You tell him to take his pants off? He kisses you! He’s so sexy when he says Bask Digalef! Everyone wants to fuck him.
Ceely: Bro yesterday I was walking down the street and I genuinely jizzed my pants when I saw this guy.

Bariel: It was probably Thomas.

Mordify: Did i hear Thomas?
by meloelo November 11, 2018
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thomas and friends

a kids show which is now dying because of mattel. fuck you mattel :)
by kbogie January 30, 2020
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thomas petrou

the creator of the hype house, mia haywards boyfriend, timmy & artemis’ father. fandom name: vloggers.
omg its thomas petrou!!
he followed petrousvsp!!
by vlogger September 15, 2020
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isiah thomas

the only person who should be kicked out of the hall of fame due to his off-court ineptitude

for every good thing Thomas does, he makes a dumbass decison to ruin it
Examples of good things Isiah Thomas has done ruined by idiotic decisions:

Good thing: Drafting David Lee
Bad thing: Making him come off the bench for Jared Jeffries

Good thing: Trading for Eddy Curry
Bad thing: Not protecting our picks in case we end up blowing the season (i.e. 05-06 season)

Good thing: Getting rid of Penny Hardaway's expiring for a better player who was an all-star at one point
Bad thing: The player they get is Steve Francis
by DLee42 January 28, 2007
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Thomas.

A boy who is caring, sweet, and extremely cute. His laugh brings joy to you in an instant and you'll find yourself lost in his beautiful blue eyes. He will go through all heights just to see a smile on the one he loves. Through ups and downs he stays till the end to wipe away your tears. Because of his big heart he tends to get hurt if he is not shown the same amount of love he shows to you. Don't ever take this boy for granted, he's worth more then all the money in the world. You will never regret meeting this boy. He is absolutely amazing.
Thomas: The perfect being. "Everybody wants to be a Thomas."
by Lil Girl January 24, 2014
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Thomas, Clarence

Clarence Thomas, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas (Thomas, Clarence), Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
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Tomas

A Tomas is a very attractive man. A Tomas is an athletic person, usually a soccer player. He is a tall, funny, outgoing person and has lots of followers on Facebook. He is good at taking selfies in creative ways, whether it's by a toilet or eating breakfast. He is a ladies man, and whoever his girlfriend is, is certainly a lucky girl. Anyone who has a crush on him will have a hard time getting over him.

A Tomas will usually be seen wearing a sweatshirt, jeans, and converse. He is a very cool, and casual dude. He likes popcorn, pizza, and all kinds of junk food, and sometimes for A Tomas it is hard to lose weight. But no matter what, everyone loves him. If you have a Tomas in your life, your life is good!
Everytime I look at Tomas I get butterflies in my stomach!

Did you see that goal Tomas just made?

Wow Tomas is so tall!

Ordering a pizza is such a Tomas thing to do!

Did you see that hilarious post Tomas posted on Facebook?
by The unused username September 21, 2014
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