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by xuzkii April 19, 2021
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The name of 50% of Italian-American men. The other 50% are named Joe. The Italian immigrants couldn’t speak English, so when asked for their names, they just read the sign “To NY.”
Joe: Hold up, someone’s late to da Mazzarella family reunion! Is it Memaw?
Bella: It must be Tony! Remember, he has to drive here all the way from Tottenville.
by tatsuyaaa June 17, 2020
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Referring to a situation in which you no longer have a chance. Comes from Tony Dungy, where "Dungy" is originally used in place of "done". Further creativity leads to "Tony"
Henry Nolte: "That guy just hit my girlfriend!"
Ethan Watts: "Oh hes tony for sure"
by SlowBucksSam November 22, 2019
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THE ULTIMATE FUCK BOY, disrepects girls that love him, has hooked up with one in every 3 girls at the bar (this number subject to change to 1 in 2 by next week)
Damn he actin like a tony right infront of his girl
by truthspeaker187 September 19, 2018
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A sexy, inteligent, funny, and all around amazing guy to be around. When he falls in love there's no going back and will do anything to keep his girl. Amazing in and out of bed. Sweat person.
That Tony kid is so sexy.

He loves her. He must be a Tony.
by trueresults.com December 18, 2016
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Usually a ball licker. Likes taking it from behind from his roomates. Most likely lives off of ramen noodles and moldy grape juice. He is equivalent to the direct-tv Rob Lowe that ends up in a roadside ditch.
Tony and dirty mike and the boys will be in the red prius outside the gay bar.
by jklol@tony July 16, 2016
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Can be a man or woman, tony stands for "The Other NYte". Popularized by the Solange Knowles song of the same name.
"tony don't care no more
He doesn't want me there no more
I just want to know what I did wrong
Damn, this would make a real good song."
by Total-cupcake October 3, 2012
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