toby

to dump girls and make them cry

"Toby has dumped so many girls in his life, can't he not be a playa anymore?"

by blah152328 December 26, 2008

Toby Keith

1. The most American man in fucking America.
More American than if George Washington fucked Betsy Ross.

2. A famous country singer.

Toby Keith is just fucking American.

by Americanperson September 1, 2013

toby

Milne's word. Scottish slang for dick. Variations;

toby, tobi.

Oi hacker, you fucking toby (tobi). /ban

by Brake October 7, 2007

toby

The act of goat intercourse, common in peasant European countries and parts of Wales. Often accompanied by high-pitched squeals and Radiohead music. Usually associated with closet gays.

My primary school teacher got caught tobying last night.
I fancy a good toby tonight.

by magicbeansmagicbeansmagicbeans February 6, 2008

Toby

One of large foot and larger lack of proprioception, ungainly movement is not uncommon in specimens and most exhibit a duck like waddle to their running motion. Studies from the University of Loughborough have demonstrated the Toby's inability to retain liquid in any specified vessel. This incapacity for liquid retention also stretches to his bladder, with unnaturally regular bathroom visits during films that often arise during moments of social importance. These include the climactic scenes from features and debates concerning specific armoured vehicles and other military hardware. Like the Tobiathan, the Toby is capable of surprisingly deep slumber and during this will terraform the local atmosphere with his hideous lung capacity.
"Magic snort snort"
"My legs are as strong as hard bedrock"
"I have a head of iron!"
"No, I take"
"They're no match for droidekas!"
"Nobody tells him what to do! Nobody! ahahahahahaaaaaa"

"Toby you have spilt your drink on my feet, AGAIN!"

by "The rake" Simpsons Movie April 28, 2014

tobybro

1. one named toby who is a bro
2. Adaption of charliebro, applicable to one named toby

"pass us a spliff, tobybro"

by D. Rummy November 14, 2004

Toby

An Asian kid who's name is really long and that you can't remember.

I have no idea who Toby is

by NotToby December 5, 2013