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Cucumber Strategy

Is when you write cucumber as the answer for any question on the test
Aww man! I used the cucumber strategy on Bio exam and got a 12%
by Sheldon Weiner May 29, 2019
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Khartoum Cucumber Swashing

When you hang your friend by a green flagpole that’s in the Solomon Islands. Generally used when in an Empire State of mind.
Friend 1: “I can’t wait to perform a Khartoum Cucumber Swashing on my friend Barnabas!”
Friend 2: “swag”
by Dicho mode June 16, 2022
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Cucumber

A cucumber a long green healthy thing what Calum Hood used to pleasure the female fans if he feels up to it. The female fans have seen his cucumber from a leaked snapchat and it was fairly decently sized; we all thoroughly enjoyed it.
Calum fucked the fan using his large cucumber sprouting from his body
by Hemmingsbitch January 23, 2015
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Cucumber

Girls use it... To eat! You dirty minded freak. Boys may use it too... To eat 😉😉
Hey, Have you used to cucumber yet 😏
by Chicken nuggetsssss April 16, 2020
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You slumber, a cucumber!

Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!

Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.

Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!

Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!

Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.

Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.

Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.

Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!

Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023
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Salty cucumber

One who sucks dick after it has been in a dirty and sweaty hoe's ass.
Dang he'd/she'd be the type to be a salty cucumber
by Bobbycucumber May 15, 2018
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Cucumber Slip-and-Slide

When a woman shoves a cucumber up her butthole/vagina and rides a slip and slide repeatedly causing pressure to build up firing the cucumber out at high speeds
Becky went to my nephews birthday party and performed a cucumber slip-and-slide
by TripleJJJ19 June 1, 2025
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