fight club

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tyler: what's the deal about the fight club in jersey?
eli: shut the fuck up

by second coming of jesus May 6, 2020

zipper fight

When you dry hump your girlfriend.

Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

Fight Hangover

The feeling one gets in the aftermath of a fight with one's partner. This is most often witnessed the morning after a marathon argument that lasts into the next day.

Jane totally has fight hangover. Her and her boyfriend argued all night. She looks like hell.

by BlackCat33 March 1, 2010

Fight Water

An alcoholic beverage that is created when all other mixers have been expended. Fight water occurs near the end of the night in order to hydrate and keep drinking.

Fight can refer to the battle between the alcohol and the water, or the effect of proper hydration and inebriation which puts the drinker in prime fighting condition.

Vodka + water = fight

Watch out, Sam's drinking fight water now.
Oh shit, someone's about to get fucked up.

by Tri tri May 25, 2022

lotion fight

When you and your buddies with small tic tac dicks jerk each other off and explode all over each other

Billy’s mom FaceTimes him with his buddies and goes “oh you boys, always having your lotion fights. Be careful not to get it in your eyes when you try to wipe it off.”

by BRM22 February 1, 2020

Pig fight

A code word for a group orgy; typically with friends.

Pig fight in mud = group orgy with anal.

(Presented in a group setting) Let’s pig fight later… or… pig fight later?

(In public) She could join our pig fight in mud tonight.

by gavinwang August 7, 2022

granny fight

A fight over something so ridiculously stupid that it might as well be a fight between two old women whacking each other with their purses. Granny fights are not gender specific, and most often tend to happen between teenage heterosexual couples, or more often adult gay men. The term, however, is universal.

Robert and his boyfriend had a granny fight over Robert leaving the seat up.

Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.

Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.

by Cobra Lambent April 25, 2010