taint cramp

A searing pain in a man's chode that happens after sneezing hard.
Dude, my allergies made me sneeze so hard I got a level 15 taint cramp!
by Atomic Smartass September 07, 2017
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Taint Holders

STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!
by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018
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Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA
I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing
by Maxie Gee November 05, 2010
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taint spank

A phenomenon during which a man testicles gently bounce against another mans taint while engaging in gay anal intercourse.

During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.

To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.
"Its so fucking hot to feel a hardcore taint spank leading up to you shooting a massive load into the depths of my hole ! Wam bam thank you ma'am !"
by OneFailedFaggot June 10, 2018
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Stanky taint

1. When a woman's vagina is sticky and stinky at the same time, usually belonging to a whore.

2. Can also be a whores vagina in general that is being sought after.
1. While caressing her sticky vagina I was overwhelmed by the smell and proclaimed, "That girl has a stanky taint."

2. Give me that stanky taint, oh that stanky taint!
by Blisssss April 07, 2009
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ass taint

the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)
Brett is an ass taint.

That girl really got his taint wet.

Shut the fuck up ass taint.
by chuck92 January 31, 2012
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Tainting the Pole

When the penis slips out during intercourse and ram rods into the lady (or bro) taint, resulting in a painful bend.
My favorite porn search is "tainting the pole."

I had a really good time with your mom last night, until she tainted the pole. Ouch!
by Beaflord September 17, 2018
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