Tiktok

An app that has dozens of perverted teens humpin the air

Guy: what do u do for a living
E boy: oh I make “content” on tiktok

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs May 18, 2020

TikTok

A horrible app where young kids makes themselves too complete fools in front of a camera. Often referred as "The only thing in the world that's worse than death."

Me: You want to play?
Friend: No, I'm going to do TikToks...
Me: #%&!/¤#!

by GentleOnion June 8, 2020

TikTok

A spy app for Middle Aged Chinese officials to watch teenagers (specifically normies who get easily targeted)

Don't even start a raid, once you logged in. The Kunchantang (Communist Chinese Party in English) will have access to personal data that is as valuable as a newly discovered tomb on the Eastern Bank of the Nile.

So any Normie reading this, stop. DELETE TIKTOK NOW. OKAY 8TH GRADER

Simp: Hey uh, my 12 year old neice is using TikTok
FBI Agent: Take me to her *unloads Glock*
Simp: Okay, right this way.

*busts in door*
Simp: Omae wa mo shinderiu
Neice: Nani?
FBI Agent: *pew pew*

by Liberal Republican April 8, 2020

Tiktok

A app where only crackheads use

Dumb bitch:wtf is tiktok???
Smart ass person : ARE YOU HIGH!!!!

by anonymous October 17, 2020

Tiktok

Tiktok is a online platform that makes you regret life. Tiktok is filled with fuck boys and fuck girls. You can find anything on Tiktok. Even dogs dying! So if you wanna loose 10 brain cells, then go on Tiktok!

Karen: (making a tiktok)

Jim: Hey, Karen!

Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT YOU STUPID BITCH.

Jim: ..

Karen: (does move like a snake dance)

Jim: Okay, bye Karen.

by lovelybri December 26, 2019

tiktok

literally life rn

person 1: do you have tiktok?
person 2: duh who doesn't
me: mines floofychar

by uhh shawty January 20, 2021

Tiktok

A cringey app full of toxic 12 years olds dancing

Friend: what’s your tiktok?
Me: no, just no

by Sqeacker123 July 10, 2020