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Roll tide dip 

When you're addicted to packing fat lips, but your girl wants to bang so you throw a fat lip in and bang her and yell "Roll Tide"
This bitch down In Alabama hopped off her horse and said "Roll Tide dip" and I said "yee-haw"
Roll tide dip by Outlaw yee haw February 27, 2017

Menstrual Tide 

The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.
Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?

Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"

Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"
Menstrual Tide by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015

Thompson tide marks 

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

Crimson Tide 

Sue is pretty bitchy today, she must be riding the crimson tide.
Crimson Tide by Stooge-a-phile November 30, 2017

The tide challenge 

Idiots eating tide pods for some reason and probably dying.
Guy eats a thing thats made for washing and alsmost dies all is on camara this does nothing. He basically just almost wasted his entire life. This is The tide challenge

Low tide 

Badly receding hairline
Damn bro your pap needs to purchase some Bosley for his low tide
Low tide by Justanormalwhiteguy January 16, 2019