Lonely Threesome

When you are supposed to be having a hot threesome but the other two participants are giving you zero attention whilst humping at each other like no tomorrow

Dude, even if somehow you finally managed to get Kirsty and Stacey into bed at the same time, it'd be a lonely threesome for you mate.

by Charlocharlo December 23, 2023

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Bee's threesome

A woman blowing a guy and impregnating a woman with his load

Mary had a Bee's threesome with the couple down the street last night.

by Zicoesk March 15, 2020

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friendship-threesome

1. having a threesome with your friends aka friends with benefits
2. friend group of 3

"hey, you guys down for a friendship-threesome?"
"just say your horny David, no one says 'friendship-threesome'."
"Andy, I know you've been bottoming the most lately but don't take that out on David."

by mmm...chicken January 16, 2021

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threesome chicken

threesome chicken is a game played by two people competing for the same person's affections. the object of the game is to pretend you'd be interested in a threesome in an attempt to scare away the competition. whoever holds out the longest gets the girl/guy. in the event of a tie, an unwanted threesome occurs.

"i was probably going to get laid until mike challenged me to threesome chicken. i could sense his desperation and knew it would be best to just forfeit."

by thrash gordon March 2, 2014

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