geez yer

Usually used as a sarcastic remark for something someone has

you suck, Geez yer skills

by Jamie "Skeebz" Manson May 09, 2003

Yer heid in a tin can

Scottish phase used to imply that what a person has said or done is incorrect.

Yer heid in a tin can

by Tattieheid January 05, 2023

yer ma's face

the ultimate comeback for the typical slag-fest

Person one: "Aye, yer ma"
Person two: "Aye, yer face"
Person one: "Aye, yer ma's face!"

Quality...

by Turtle Genius December 31, 2009

wheesh yer gub

to tell someone to shut up, spoken mainly in Edinburgh.

I'm sick of listening to you, just wheesh yer gub!

by auldman August 24, 2011

Juss flappin' yer coat-tails

In other words, juss sassin' ya. Comes from da playful-but-annoying practice of coming up behind someone who's wearing a long jacket with a divided lower back, grabbing da jacket just above da slit, and then vigorously/rapidly yanking da lower part of da jacket in and out to make da pair of tails slap against da person's butt.

Me: If yer too warm, why doncha go take a dip in da ocean?
You: Jump in da ocean??? Are you crazy??? It's chilly and whitecaps-windy out there!
Me: I know, I know... juss flappin' yer coat-tails...! :D

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

The act of putting your socks on when inhaling paint fumes and sleep deprivation catch up to you

Person 1: Eyy bro I'm really tired and I'm feeling gooood after inhaling these paint fumes

Person 2:You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

by MC Shrivel Ball August 05, 2021

yer ane fawt

Scottish Slang (Mainly the Ayrshire and Glasgow Area) and means 'Your own Fault'

Don't try and blame anyone else its yer ane fawt you got caught

by spongershire January 10, 2012