Wizard California

Wiz Khalifa's full name

Person 1: "Bro do you fuck with the Wiz Khalifa song 'Black and Yellow?'"

Person 2: "Bro... I LOVE Wizard California!! That's a great song"

Person 1: "Wizard California?? Is that his full name or something? What the fuck!"

Person 2: "Yes, you must not be a real fan of the wizard then."

by Rockwell Rogers May 22, 2023

Night wizard

A term referring to people of the african american variety used to insult them

Hey dude your mom is ugly
Shut up ypu night wizard

by TIKTOKFOREVER October 29, 2019

Wizard Poop

Dropping a chunk of dry ice into a toilet bowl so that it is all smokey and bubbly and then taking a dump like a wizard.

Dude, I just took a massive wizard poop, my ass is so cold right now!

by D33m0LishER April 12, 2013

son of a wizard

A phrase expressing unhappiness due to an inopportune situation.

Son of a wizard, my pants fell off.

by Capt Awol January 16, 2008

Google wizard

a word used to sarcastically say how how amazing it is you know how to use Google. mostly used after someone finally finds out something they have been searching for a long time and feels the need to tell you all about it.

person A: i finally found out what that movie quote was from

Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.

by manta965 June 28, 2011

crusty wizard

When an elder male roleplays as a wizard and calls his penis a wand

"I heard my grandfather talking about something called a crusty wizard, dont ever search it up"

by Fucboi365 December 2, 2015

Meme Wizard

A master at crafting and creating memes of the utmost of quality. Easily passes any meme status of the Straw queen.

that man is no mere memer, he is....... THE MEME WIZARD.

by minibake September 10, 2018