Jibbity Snappers

A phrase used to show anger is the current situation. Similar to "Crap"
A relatively new word

"The Homework was due yesterday." "Oh jibbity snappers"

by Adam Lanza go brrrr...WRIZZ March 19, 2024

Pickle snapper

A dick breaker. People use this similar to ball buster. A dick breaker is when your spouse complains about people do things that she would do. When your spouse is a Hippocrit. When your spouse asks you do do something over and over the second you sit down.

Good night babe. Hey before you fall asleep can you give me a quick foot massage.Why do you always have to be a pickle snapper?

by FlobStar August 17, 2021

Snapper Snatch

A snatch that is super snappy

I was walking down the street and I heard my snapper rumble as I laid my eyes on a spunky guy....I thought to myself my snapper is HUNGRY, its snapper snatch time!!

by Miss Sunshine Puff July 28, 2021

coochie snapper

Matt

Matt is such a fucking coochie snapper

by Jaysamazingcum November 3, 2019

Snapper Flapper

Having or displaying very large or prominent labia majora

"Whoa, will you look at the snapper flapper on her!'

by anonymous June 5, 2023

Cracker snapper

When you give a white dude head and spit his cum on him and snap

Becky gave Allen the Cracker Snapper last night!

by xXMysticMacXx November 26, 2021

The Denise Snapper

When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.

Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”

Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”

by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024