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dogshit roulette

one of the lovely activities of autumn/fall is to kick your way through piles of leaves on the pavement/sidewalk. only don't be surprised if you get a nasty surprise.
"he was hardcore, he played continuous dogshit roulette all the way down the long avenue that's very popular with walkers and their pets"
by hairygunt October 12, 2011
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Herpes Roulette

The dangerous game you play when you hookup with someone that you know has herpes.
Chris: How was your night?
Dave: Good, I hooked up with that slutty girl Amanda.
Chris: Niiiiiice...but you know she has the herp..
Dave: Yeah I got to stop playing herpes roulette.
by jeerwood February 28, 2011
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MSN roulette

basically a game me and a friend created. played by two or more people on typically msn or another IM

THE RULES
1.preson A selects a question/statement and sends to person B
2. person B then tells A how many contacts they have online
3. A selects a contact and B has to send the statement/question to tht person WITHOUT telling them its a game
4.b then copy and paste's the convo to A
to see what the contact said in reply
a worked example of msn roulette
A: 'i want you tonight'
B ok i have 32 people online
A: hmm contact number 17
B ahh ffs its my cousin
A give one
B B says:
i want you tonight

contact 17 says:
what the fu*k no way!
A: hahahahaha dude that was sweet
by doodeyboob May 23, 2009
mugGet the MSN roulettemug.

clap roulette

when you have sex with a lot of women and you get the clap.
My friend Alex had sex with so many women. I swear, he's playing the clap roulette!
by elnego July 6, 2018
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URL Roulette

Being that bored, you scroll through your recent URL's and pick one at random.
Lucas - i was soo bored i decided to play URL Roulette and ended up Rick rolling myself!

Nicky - lmfao
by Kenyons May 4, 2011
mugGet the URL Roulettemug.

Reproductive Roulette

Guy 1: Did you see Amy's baby? Ugliest fuckin thing ever.
Guy 2: That's the risk you take with Reproductive Roulette.
by thebetterfriend2 August 3, 2011
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[Diarrhea Roulette]

The act of walking around nervous that an unsuspectingfart may be the one loaded with a diarrhea bullet. Not to be confused with a shart, this is a full blast of watery shit that will ruin undergarments.
"I ate 20 hot wings last night and drank shitty beer." "I walked around playing diarrhea roulette all day, until the chamber had one in it." "I had to throw the underwear out!"
by STROMVADER September 30, 2013
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