splenda rhino

An older guy that tries to simp for really young women and doesn't have enough money to be a sugar daddy, so he tags all younger females in giveaways on social media.

Canadianjacs is almost 40 and tags all 18-20 year old females in giveaways. This dude is a splenda rhino.

by SimpHunter October 29, 2020

rhino tamer

a man that doesn't upset is hoe when she on her period

That chick always happy wit that dude. Damn rhino tamer

by t. C. K.. 0. K October 21, 2015

Rhino fucked

When something in life fucks you beyond the normal everyday stroke of bad luck like a parking ticket or stepping in a puddle; akin to an adult male rhinoceros penetrating you from behind, i.e. more than a serious bummer.

"Geoff was seriously rhino fucked when his wife found a group text thread full of boobs and bush and kicked him out of the house."

by Krrraj April 18, 2022

Rhino Chode

A mammoth sized chode, a penis that is very heavy and girthy, but is micro in the length category.

"Gary and I both pulled out our cocks to exchange sizes, and he had a mega rhino chode. "
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."

by LTG69969 October 8, 2023

african rhino

A sex position where you go on all fours in the shower with the water running and you moan like a rhino

Did you do the african rhino last night

by Span clan March 14, 2018

invisible rhino

The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.

Bobby: Susan totally just farted!!

Billy: Bobby, women don't fart. That was an invisible rhino.

by Aphik April 29, 2011

Space Rhino

A Tryhard outfit used by players in GTA 5, invented by the infamous Mr Carter!

Bro check out my sick Space Rhino outfit!

by YouIsABitch! March 4, 2023