Pooh Mark0witz

A young fellow who delivers WaWa and is Poohshiesty.

That’s so Pooh Mark0witz😹

by Yosh Budussy March 24, 2022

Stanka Pooh

Your favorite person, the one who’s fine as hell and lowkey your favorite human. Could be your bestie, your almost-something, or just someone you adore way too much. A mix of flirty, fun, and a little goofy—basically, the ultimate term of endearment.

1. “I swear, every time I see him, my brain just stops working—he’s my Stanka Pooh for real.”

2. “Why you smiling at your phone like that?” “Chill, it’s just my Stanka Pooh being cute again.”

by Jesapusses February 28, 2025

chocolate pooh bear

someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac

That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies

by Mark Jeremy Todd Tyler October 21, 2008

Pooh baby

Someone that can’t handle smoking da za(weed).

🥷🏾:You a pooh baby
🤦🏾 ♀️:wym?
🥷🏾:you can’t handle tht weed

by Whodunit.lol February 11, 2023

fu man pooh

a messy, slimmy, wet, and lustful mating scene where you push your p***s up Kate Upton's b**bs and v***na

(cannot be shown or written: only performed and seen by human eyes) I had fu man pooh last night.

by The s** artist January 11, 2016

pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.

(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”

by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024

Winnie the pooh

Is a security guard slang term for some one who shits on the street or in the building.

"We got a winnie the pooh outside the emergency exit door in section 3"

by Shovellovingcarl December 20, 2017