Person 1:"Dude, you wont beileve what jstr happened todau"
Person 2: "Did you get enough sleep last night? You just made a whole bunch of slepping mistakes"
Person 2: "Did you get enough sleep last night? You just made a whole bunch of slepping mistakes"
by Velvet is a loser March 29, 2021
Get the slepping mistakemug. A spam message started in a YouTube comment section by popular ,YouTuber and comfort streamer, Jellybean. Also something a fatherless child says in hopes of getting out of the orphanage
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW March 3, 2022
Get the ✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece✨mug. <.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Life When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Life When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Life When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>mug. A fan fiction of Oikawa and Iwaizumi, that will tear your heart in two. Make you cry for hours on end. Also after reading it, the song (specifically the piano version of it) A Thousand Years by Christian Perry will make you cry every time you hear it.
"Hey! Have you read the fanfic Best Mistake?"
"Ack! Don't remind me of that, I cried for days on end because of that fic!"
"Ack! Don't remind me of that, I cried for days on end because of that fic!"
by _TooruOikawaFavoriteFoodIsMilk December 17, 2021
Get the Best Mistakemug. by Chad412 March 12, 2020
Get the Mistakemug. Me.
by The kiddie goat July 6, 2020
Get the Mistakemug. This theory recognizes that humans are not perfect and that for every mistake in a model or schedule
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.
Accountant 1: oh, crap... we forgot to add $1 million in income from product X sales to the budget
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.
Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.
Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.
by Tim E Wastin August 26, 2013
Get the Theory of Offsetting Mistakesmug.