Someone who only works in the office at his desk. Usually used to define someone who used to do field work, but due to promotions and age, only sits in a chair and watches others work for him.
Will and I used to inspect bridges together for the state, but ever since he turned 40 and got that promotion, he's nothing but a chair jockey now, barking orders to everyone out working in the field.
by flowplow March 5, 2009
Get the chair jockeymug. Did u hear the horse track is racing with donkeys now? Murph is racing today, i didn't know he was an Ass Jockey.
by nate nizzle March 20, 2015
Get the Ass Jockeymug. Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
by Ashbk February 3, 2010
Get the Toilet Jockeymug. The definition of nut jockey is a women who loves the nuts, she is on them like a jockey on a race horse. Riding them hard and fast.
by Wiggles from the field. August 28, 2010
Get the nut jockeymug. To place ones testicles atop anothers erect penis and swing them back and forth in the manner of a jockey until ejaculation is achieved.
by Red Handed Jack1 October 21, 2009
Get the Tiny Jockeymug. by SlipperySam December 18, 2012
Get the jeep jockeymug. by D'Arcy (i am soo not Irish) May 28, 2003
Get the knob jockeymug.