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surfing to bed

The feeling of being so tired that you feel as though you are being rocked asleep by waves.
Today was such a long day, I'm surfing to bed.
by Agent 445 July 18, 2017
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Mega Bed

a combination of three or more beds that allows easy rolling from one side to the other.
“Hey roomies, wanna make a mega bed?”
by StinkyPete007 August 3, 2012
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Funk Beds

When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.
Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.
by schino20 May 31, 2018
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Bed Bug

Any person who sends their social media following after another creator.
I am being mass reported by an army of bed bugs.

I cannot get rid of the bed bugs trolling my social media.
by Glhfiaw April 11, 2022
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Bed Burp

An excuse one uses when a fart is let out during or after the act of sexual intercourse
Joe: "hey Kristal was that you farting?"
Kristal: "No Joe, it was a Bed Burp!"
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Bed Bladder

The feeling that arrives when you are in bed and you have to pee but don't want to get out of bed.
1. Thought to self: "Ugh, I have to pee soooooooo bad! But I have a horrible case of Bed Bladder right now!

2. Trevor: "Dude, do you hear Max over there groaning?"

Jonny: "Yeah man, he's probably got a horrible case of bed bladder."
by ppg436 July 7, 2010
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In The Bed Moment

1. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally tired or lazy.
2. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally horny or imagurbative.
3. A term used for forecasting a bro who may be getting laid in the near future.
4. Of, or relating to, that's what she said.
"Daniel! Wake up, we have to study for this exam!"
"Sorry, I was having an in the bed moment."

"Bro, you have to be more inconspicuous about having in the bed moments about Kelly, she noticed you staring at her in physics today."

"Bro, I heard that Josh's room-mate, Lauren, dog died yesterday."
"Nice, he's so going to get an in the bed moment with her out of that."
by Ncmo December 18, 2009
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