Australian descriptive metaphor.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
Get the Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wallmug. by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
Get the 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effectmug. Tom- Do you like Danny Duncan's new little friend?
Jerry- Wait, there's a new one?
Tom- Yeah his name is Kewon Vines and he's really cool
Jerry- Wait, there's a new one?
Tom- Yeah his name is Kewon Vines and he's really cool
by SoRaHF May 23, 2022
Get the kewon vinesmug. 
The now dead app used by some famous people such as: David Dobrik, Liza Koshy, Zane Hijazi and many more. Nowadays kids make "r.i.p vine" compilations that can sometimes include the funniest vines you forgot about.
*Driving in a car*
*sees a sign*
Person: Road work ahead?
Friend: Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.
Person: Of course we know the same vines!
*sees a sign*
Person: Road work ahead?
Friend: Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.
Person: Of course we know the same vines!
by cloutcoins June 12, 2018
Get the vinesmug. by Ur_mom_ June 10, 2019
Get the Vinemug. A Grape of the Vine is a beautiful thing/person to stumble upon. If you ever meet one, DO NOT LET HER GO. Grape of the Vines are funny, and although they appear shy at first , as soon as you get to know them you will never want a better friend. They can listen and give advice, but they know when not to intervene and let you solve problems by yourself. They are very smart even though they don’t like to try. They hold their friends very close and will never let you go. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Grape of the Vine for a friend, your life will never be the same.
by L.P.R.C. February 28, 2021
Get the grape of the vinemug.