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spectrum surfer

Someone who is highly intelligent in their own field but has the emotional intelligence and political correctness of a slug. In their own mind they are always right and have no feelings filter when dealing with others. Spectrum refers to the autism spectrum and while not medically defined as being on the spectrum is bloody close based on their mannerisms.
Did you see that email. He was right but now I'm going to have to deal with all the HR complaints. Bloody spectrum surfer.
by elguapoindustries January 19, 2016
mugGet the spectrum surfermug.

Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.
*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.
by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022
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Midget surfer

A tiny wanker that flies into mum like a wave
Damn mike your a good midget surfer "said hillory"
by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017
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surfer dude

average surfer dude, always got the suh dude sound
surfer dude ¨suhhhh dud¨

surfer dude #2 ¨yeahhhhhh¨
by bigblackballsmannn November 18, 2021
mugGet the surfer dudemug.

Surfer

I am a registered surfer.
by Bigsurferguy21 December 12, 2022
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sky surfer

an aviator, person in aviation or aircraft pilot
He's a free spirit, an extrovert, a islander surfer dude, on the inside. It's just who he is, a typical sky surfer.
by ruboxd July 29, 2025
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clipboard surfer

"The boss's nephew is so lame he couldn't be anything but the clipboard surfer."
by geezitron November 13, 2009
mugGet the clipboard surfermug.

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