lincoln stretch

a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."

Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.

by urkzik September 25, 2013

Urban Stretch

In the height of summer, an act of sexual congress that takes place in a six story walk up without air conditioning wherein the penetrating partner places their member in the other participant while leaning backwards to make as little skin contact as possible.

Man, it was so hot last night I had to pull an Urban Stretch just to get a nut.

by StreetEtymologist. June 19, 2025

stretched-gag

a gaging vacuum felt in the throat when a person deep throats a small cock right after deep throating a large cock. the small cock tickles the expanded opened up throat from the large cock.

Riley had a stretched-gag when she went down on Tom, she had just gone down on John, John is bigger...

by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021

stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.

Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."

by von groovy June 26, 2024

World’s Greatest Stretch

A dynamic full-body mobility exercise that combines a deep lunge, thoracic spine rotation, and hamstring stretch to improve flexibility, joint mobility, and muscular activation across the hips, spine, hamstrings, and shoulders. Commonly used as a warm-up drill in athletic and general fitness settings. Made popular by Dr. Aaron Horschig of Squat University.

Before squatting, I always do the World’s Greatest Stretch to open up my hips and thoracic spine.

by ElzearYoung June 5, 2025

ultimate stretch

typically a long cheese pull, or anything in general that can stretch.

bob: *does the ultimate stretch*
john: ULTIMATE STRETCH!!!!!!

by kornball May 14, 2025

Stretch

When something is taken too far unessecarily, or made long.

Liam: "After she lets me kiss her I'm going to persuade her to have sex with me."
Jim : "Woah chill dude, that's a stretch"

by AyF December 29, 2017