Spiderman

Verb: when left over cum gets on your hands and everything you touch sticks to you

I was watching pornhub last night and my box of tissues spidermanned to my hand

by thorhateslily September 26, 2017

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Spidermanning

When you brace yourself in a bathroom stall to piss and shit because there is already piss on the seat....

Went to take a shit and some asshole pissed all over the seat so i did the only thing i knew was right so i climbed the stalls to prepare to perform the spidermanning

by Klopsikii June 12, 2025

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Uncle Naked Spiderman

A gay rapper just trying to make it in something.

Dude Uncle Naked Spiderman just featured on Viagra

by TheKeeperrrr August 27, 2019

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The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").

Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"

Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."

Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"

by Llewelyn Dowd June 5, 2024

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Spiderman

The drug delear of the city that act dumb but he is the most dangerous.

Bro don't try him out, he is Spiderman.

by Playdumb July 16, 2022

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Pull A Spiderman

When you're on top of your girl getting your strokes in, you do a pose that looks like Spider-Man crawling. Right when you're about to nut, you pull out, shout, "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING! GO, WEB, GO!", and sling that nut in her face.

(Bonus points if you actually wear a Spider-Man mask the whole time.)

Johnny wanted Katie to always remember him. So he decided to "pull a Spiderman" on her the first time they made love.

by A Little Puerto Rican Boy May 16, 2020

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