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Time Snatcher

A time snatcher is associated with being within a "Verbal Handcuff". A time snatcher is an individual that tends to repeat stories (typically older women). These people tend to start an unwanted conversation that usually involves a topic(s) that has been beaten dead over and over by this individual. Time snatchers love to talk and will do anything to keep you in the space from leaving.
12:07 pm
Woman(Loud hi pitched voice+crazy eyes): Hey!!! did I tell you about blah blah blah.

Girl: (Blank stares, towards room) uh-huh.

12:10 pm
Woman: (looks at phone) But I didn't tell you about blah blah blah blah blah...(etc..blah blahs)

Girl: Amazing story. But I'm actually on my way out..

Woman: Okay have fun! Btw..

12: 45pm
Woman: Blah blah blah blah blah. But, didn't blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...(indistinct blah blahs)

Possibilities of a Time Snatchers end times ranges between 20-65 Minutes.
by Verbal Handcuff July 23, 2017
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manhood snatcher

A man, who by his actions against other men, steals the essence of what defines those men as men.
I tell you man, Lincoln is a manhood snatcher. He just grabbed Tim’s air conditioner like it was his own. The man didn’t just take his cold air, he snatched his fucking manhood bro!!!
by Macktown February 21, 2021
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Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets
"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"
by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016
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Crumb snatcher

The car wash dude took the change out my cup in my car, wow that dude is a fucking Crumb snatcher
by Ninja 781 February 7, 2021
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pudding snatcher

Eating shit from someone's asshole.
Joey is a real pudding snatcher around the girls.
by BabyDick6969 October 15, 2018
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twat snatcher

A man/woman, usually woman, who creeps on your hoe and steals that shit right out from under ya.
Dude1- Yo that twat snatcher struck again!

Dude2- Bro, you really need to stop having threesomes with your mom.
by DJLanguageArtist March 14, 2014
mugGet the twat snatchermug.

Symptom Snatcher

The person who pretends to have the same symptoms as the person next to him
John:Bro I have acute migraine
Jacob:Bro I also have acute migraine
John:Stop lying you Symptom Snatcher!
by VelronUrban November 4, 2016
mugGet the Symptom Snatchermug.

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