Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??

Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

ketchup slipper

Another term for the female flower part. Some people might call it a meat waffle, vagina or moinch wallet

Littl billy: What's that between your legs mummy?
Mummy: that my Ketchup slipper you stupid twat.

by Moinch Man February 23, 2018

Sacajawea slippers

Girls moccasins.

Angela's wearing her sacajawea slippers today, naked smoking a peace pipe in the mountains.

by JerryShwartz October 1, 2009

silent slippers

A fart that comes out of your ass that you didn't mean to intentionally let that is extremely quiet. "Like slippers on a floor".

I was in a meeting at work when I suddenly felt a grumble in my stomach, I couldn't up and leave at that momemt; however, some silent slippers popped out of me like a squeezed balloon.

by Simplyme200099 October 4, 2015

Toe slipper

To take your your big toe and slip it in another person's ass

Guy 1:Dude I gave my girl the toe slipper!
Guy2:eww why?
Guy1:she has a foot fetish

Guy2:*slowly backs away*

by Toe slipper June 15, 2018

Pajama slippers

Socks that have rubber or some kind of tread on the bottom that keeps you from slipping.

Don't walk on the new flooring in socks, wear pajama slippers.

by relief June 5, 2018

Canadian slipper

When you are having sexual intercourse with another person and accidentally, without consent poke them in the bum hole, and exclaim “Oh! Soory, eh!” As you quickly remove your extremity from said bum hole politely.

“I’m sorry about giving you that Canadian slipper last night dear, I was just a little off my groove, and my aim was bad.”

by Bluebird Powgal May 15, 2018