cold shoulder

An effective and common technique guys use to break out of a friend zone. This is effective especially when the guy made a screw-up when asking for a date.

This is utilized in order to hopefully force a girl to wipe a clean slate off a guy who is just not good enough for her as a way to erase a screw-up. Much later, the girl will start to miss him and will hopefully reconsider.

Cold shoulder: the gold standard for getting out of the bane of your relationship.

by CryThunder March 12, 2018

Shoulder bowling

The act of rushing through a crowd of people and slamming your shoulders into strangers as you hurry to a destination.

I was shoulder bowling people all day because my boss had me rushing back and forth between the office and the factory. blocking, crowd blocking, shoving, pushing, ramming, hitting

by joecoolthefool January 22, 2015

shoulder dive

When one places a miniature picnic table on the floor, lies next to it, and rolls until their shoulder crushes the picnic table. (The shoulder dive should take place in front of the small child that made the picnic table).
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming

Jamie: Jay, you so just laid down the shoulder dive on that kids picnic table.
Jay: Damn right I did.

by Jamie Chennells December 31, 2007

Shoulder Candy

When a male/female is with someone way out of their league.

Seal with Heidi Klum. Heidi is Shoulder Candy

by faustzeno October 22, 2009

shoulder gnome

someone that stands behind another person when they are doing something like chatting on the internet checking their email and such

why do you always have to stand behind me when i'm on the computer , you're such a shoulder gnome

by SureBuddy August 6, 2007

head and shoulders

something you say to a person that is known for flaking and you both have plans later.

friend1:I'm comin' to your house later.

friend2:we head and shoulders, right? because you be flakin' somethin' serious, homie!

by scionmaiden January 27, 2009

Slopey Shoulders

Somebody with slopey shoulders is somebody who deflects responsibility or tasks.

It's a step beyond lazy where the person accused is actively trying to push work onto somebody else.

He wants her to do his work for him? Old Slopey shoulders strikes again.

by AnotherJames March 29, 2009