swedish crippler

When a black man takes a dump on a white mans back.

I went out with Kivy last night and he gave me a Swedish crippler, so let me take a shower and I'll be right over.

by Biglig April 10, 2016

swedish sweatshirt

When a bunch of men ejaculate on a woman’s chest, then take their pubic hair that they have previously shaved off, and dump it all over her. The hair will stick to the semen, looking like a dark wool sweater

Mark, Eric, Tim and I brought this wild one home the other night, and we gave her a Swedish Sweatshirt

by Meatshower May 15, 2018

swedish revolver

Making a bunch of different food and putting it on a spinning food tray. Swedish meatballs, pastries, and some fish are traditionally used. Associated with the Eater holiday in Sweden. Reindeer meat is used for special occasions such as second marriages and kindergarten graduations.

Me: What's for dinner?
Grand-pa-pa: Vee are havving da Swedish Revolver, boi!

by Dareel1 April 10, 2020

Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus

I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny

by mcchs963 August 5, 2023

Swedish Toothbrush

The act of running your finger between your butt cheeks, preferably after a large shit or while suffering from swamp ass, then proceeding to run your finger across your victims teeth.

Man 1: Wow Mitchell's breath smells like ahit today!
Man 2: Ya, I think Shane gave hime a "Swedish Toothbrush" while he was sleeping.

by junkyarddawg February 13, 2019

Swedish Stinker

When you fart on the girls pussy and use it as lubricant for your dick to fuck

Yo, Johnny totally gave jessica a swedish stinker last night. It was so bad I had to leave our dorm, I hate living with him.

by ChuckSneedler February 10, 2022

Swedish Rudder

Swedish Rudder is the act of masturbation with a friend manipulating the forearm of another friend in an up and down motion while the male holds his own penis. This can only be completed in totality if the male ejaculates into a fan spraying his male friends in the face.

"Steve from accounting gave Kevin from HR a Swedish Rudder, well because Kevin is a fucking freak and HR peeps deserve a lil nut in the face."

by ||SPQR|| December 12, 2022