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Swedish Wash

When a gentleman dunks both testicles directly into his partner’s anus
I got a great Swedish wash from my wife last night. My balls have never felt so shiny
by mcchs963 August 5, 2023
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swedish revolver

Making a bunch of different food and putting it on a spinning food tray. Swedish meatballs, pastries, and some fish are traditionally used. Associated with the Eater holiday in Sweden. Reindeer meat is used for special occasions such as second marriages and kindergarten graduations.
Me: What's for dinner?
Grand-pa-pa: Vee are havving da Swedish Revolver, boi!
by Dareel1 April 10, 2020
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Swedish Hypebeast

A young person that flexes overrated brands like Gant, Ralph laruen, Morris and other similar brands. To not have anny sence of fashion just to mix up the brands and just wear that has an expensive brand and flex on eachother.
Swedish Hypebeast- I just bought a Morris jacket! to match my Gant sweatshirt .
Normal person- Wow you are such a Swedish Hypebeast.
by nochhetrapper December 1, 2017
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Swedish Fish

A candy, that was created by a swedish company, but mostly sold in the US. Most of swedes are unawere of their existance
Random american: "woow, it's a swedish fish? How yummy!
Random swede: A what?
by xXSwedishfishXx June 19, 2020
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Swedish handshake

When a female is fisted by two men at the same time, and their hands rub together inside her.
-Stacy is a real cavernous gal. Yesterday Bill and I have managed do do the Swedish handshake while getting busy at her place.
by theguy889 August 23, 2020
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Swedish Meatball

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.
I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.
by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 20, 2021
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Swedish Toothbrush

The act of running your finger between your butt cheeks, preferably after a large shit or while suffering from swamp ass, then proceeding to run your finger across your victims teeth.
Man 1: Wow Mitchell's breath smells like ahit today!
Man 2: Ya, I think Shane gave hime a "Swedish Toothbrush" while he was sleeping.
by junkyarddawg February 13, 2019
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