Ralph

A hot, friendly & funny guy who is always there for you when you need him most. He will always have your back and is overall a great friend.

Guy 1:Man, it's so boring my g...
Guy2: ik I wish Ralph were here rn

Ralph:Hey errybody!
Guy 1&2: RALPH!

by xXKaWaIiKoAlAXx November 3, 2020

Ralph

Cause of rising oceans

When Ralph went swimming, ten costal cities went under water

by arwhgpsfwjdbkh December 16, 2022

Rocky Ralph

It's an alcoholic drink made with Rocky Road ice cream and Bailey's Irish Cream.

Ralph: "Hey, you thirsty? How 'bout a Rocky Ralph?"

Bryant: "Love one! Had a tough day."

Ralph: "I'm sorry. I know you love this."

Bryant: "Thanks. Better double up on the Bailey's; it was a really tough day!"

R+B slainte

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 9, 2010

talking to ralph

To vomit. Usually into a toilet bowl.

Jane is talking to Ralph.

by rubberknife January 23, 2017

Ralph minge

A world class footballer alongside Pele and marradonna

I am watching Ralph minge play footie

by Childnumnum May 14, 2023

Ralph Peters

A physical and spiritual vomit of mixed bodily fluids and one's soul and humanity, usually occurring while paying lip service to or performing fellatio on a fascist or Nazi regime, often coinciding with cowardice.

Most people believed the commander was a good man until the Ralph Peters hit the floor.

by OneOfThoseSams June 10, 2013

Ralph Macchio

Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.

Ralph Macchio the man you are. He’s such a cutie.

by ralphmacchioswife June 16, 2025