When wearing tight clothing and farting, you may swing your arms in such a manner that forces the fart out of your collar or hood. bystanders may think your face has just farted and you will carry around a mask of fart for seconds to minutes
guy 1: *farts, stretches arms and abruptly brings arms back to sides, fart emits from collar
girl 1: oh my god! did your face just fart?
guy 2: yea, he'll be walking around with a fart mask for a few...
girl 1: oh my god! did your face just fart?
guy 2: yea, he'll be walking around with a fart mask for a few...
by sonofluger2 February 20, 2010
Get the Fart Maskmug. When a female is giving you head remove your penis and act like you are about to give her a facial. Instead of giving her the facial continue to masturbate on her face while removing your dip then slingging it across her face saying, "Gotcha Bitch!"
"Yeah, I gave that girl a hillbilly mask!" (normally followed by a round of intense round of high-fives)
by AlabamaHotPocket69 October 8, 2007
Get the Hillbilly Maskmug. The act of spitting the tasty fecal residue of a tossed salad from your mouth onto your significant other's face.
by Pat Bateman April 26, 2005
Get the Sewer Maskmug. When a girl covers her face to prevent cum from getting in her eyes. (Often used when girl has openly discussed her dislike of facials.)
Mariah: Last night Steve tried to give me a facial!
Claire: Did you protect your eyes with The Masked Weasel?
Mariah: You know I did! I hate it when cum gets in my eyes!
Claire: Did you protect your eyes with The Masked Weasel?
Mariah: You know I did! I hate it when cum gets in my eyes!
by Studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010
Get the The Masked Weaselmug. Masking as someone queer. Typically someone who is pretending to be queer in online spaces to gain followers/popularity.
by TeriTheTerrible December 29, 2021
Get the Queer Maskingmug. To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.
Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?
Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011
Get the Mummy Maskmug. something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
by michael foolsley November 19, 2021
Get the mask mufflemug.