The word "Kirk" is now used as a slang term for getting a blowjob. It's a funny way to talk about oral sex, focusing on the neck or head. "Kirk" sounds like "irk," which means it's about feeling good or satisfied. This slang comes from the name of Charlie Kirk, who was shot in the neck.
by Katano October 10, 2025

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis
Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

by moshpitt September 20, 2025

by Mackientosh September 29, 2025

Whilst in the thick of the debate, the opposition kirked out.
“Yo, you gonna protest this week!”
“Yea! Ima Kirk out!”
“Yo, you gonna protest this week!”
“Yea! Ima Kirk out!”
by Donkeykingg September 12, 2025

by riotooswazzy September 11, 2025
